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[siaros]

Very nice Costa.

One day a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. The Brunette say's "I'll have a BL" The bartender asks "What's a BL?" "A Bud Lite, DUH!" answered the Brunette in a snotty tone. The Redhead say's "I'll have a ML" "What's a ML?" asked the bartender. "A Miller Lite, DUH!" answered the Redhead as if she was talking to a mentally challenged person. Then the Blonde say's "I'll have a 15" Now the bartender knows what is happening and say's "Oh I get it the BL is the Bud Lite and the ML is the Miller Lite but what is a 15?" The Blonde answer's "A seven and seven, DUH!"

[CostasV]

HEY SIAROS - What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?







A: The blonde works in the dark!

[siaros]

He He He. Bravo Costa and they do a damn good job.

[siaros]

What do you give a blonde who has everything?
PENICILLIN.

[siaros]

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

[siaros]

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

[siaros]

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the PAOK?

and extra bonus

[siaros]

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to
see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me
flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the
big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

[siaros]

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

[CostasV]

Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

[siaros]

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.