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Re: Nice blonde jokes !!!! (post the ones you know here)
« Reply #75 on: 20. June 2008, 19:51:42 »

What is a blonde between two brunettes?










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Re: Nice blonde jokes !!!! (post the ones you know here)
« Reply #76 on: 20. June 2008, 20:03:40 »

A blonde goes to the hairdresser and tells him to cut her hair.
The man agrees an shows her where to take a seat. He wants to take her headphones of, because he couldn't cut her hair otherwise.
The blonde kindly anwers: "No, I have to wear them". "But how am I gonna cut your hair?" asked the man. The blonde is kind of pissed off and says again: "I can't take them off, I HAVE TO wear them." The man says:" Well think about it, HOW am I supposed to cut your hair if there are the headphones in the way?"
The blonde almost screams at him:"CUT THE DAMN HAIR WITH THE HEADPHONES ON, what am I paying you for anyway?".

The man is getting irritated, takes a deep breath and takes the headphones off without asking and searches for the scissors. When he turns around again to cut the hair,
he finds the blonde dead on the floor. He picks up the headphones and listens to the voice

"breathe in 1, 2, 3... breathe out 1, 2, 3...breathe in 1, 2, 3... breathe out 1, 2, 3..."
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Re: Nice blonde jokes !!!! (post the ones you know here)
« Reply #77 on: 21. June 2008, 19:56:36 »

Bravo Savvy. I take it you are either a brunette or a good sport!!!

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

Quietly the guy on the stool next to him, leans over and says "You should know that the bartender is blonde and so is the bouncer. Plus I myself am blonde and there are two blonde football players sitting on your right. Now go ahead and tell your joke."

"Oh no..." replied the blind guy. "I'm not telling it and have to explain it 5 times"
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Re: Nice blonde jokes !!!! (post the ones you know here)
« Reply #78 on: 06. July 2008, 16:47:08 »



A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop.

The redhead said "My boyfriend is like 7-up. He is seven inches long and he is always up."

The brunette said "My boyfriend is like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the Mountains all the time."

The blonde said "My boyfriend is like Jack Daniels."

The brunette cut in "You cant use Jack Daniels. Thats a hard liquor."

A smile crossed the blondes face. "I know"
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