A blonde goes to the hairdresser and tells him to cut her hair.
The man agrees an shows her where to take a seat. He wants to take her headphones of, because he couldn't cut her hair otherwise.
The blonde kindly anwers: "No, I have to wear them". "But how am I gonna cut your hair?" asked the man. The blonde is kind of pissed off and says again: "I can't take them off, I HAVE TO wear them." The man says:" Well think about it, HOW am I supposed to cut your hair if there are the headphones in the way?"
The blonde almost screams at him:"CUT THE DAMN HAIR WITH THE HEADPHONES ON, what am I paying you for anyway?".
The man is getting irritated, takes a deep breath and takes the headphones off without asking and searches for the scissors. When he turns around again to cut the hair,
he finds the blonde dead on the floor. He picks up the headphones and listens to the voice
"breathe in 1, 2, 3... breathe out 1, 2, 3...breathe in 1, 2, 3... breathe out 1, 2, 3..."